I suffer from a condition of cryptoscopophilia* and I feel the need to confess
I really get a hoot out of watching my neighbor Mike when he wears a dress
And I really do truly enjoy watching my neighbor Alice cheating at computer chess
With my windows dark and with my shades drawn tight
The binoculars and telescope open up the hidden visions of the night
And let me peek into neighbors’ homes to bring me shear delight.